Kickin in the desert heat

The weather has been too strange, it’s about 70 out right now, nice light breeze, the windows are open and it feels great.  We had a ‘heat wave’ warning last week.  It was 112 or so for a few days, but the nights cooled off on all high-heat days except one.  Continue reading

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The government is giving me the blues

A few weeks ago I was at a stop sign, turning right into the dual lane Highway 160.  Turn signal on, complete stop, look both ways, a white car is coming towards me from the left in the outside lane which is the one I’m going into.  That car had to be about 300 yards from me and the speed limit is 45.  For a brief second I thought it might be a cop car, but there was no bar across the top, no lights on, and I had plenty of time to pull out. Continue reading

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The WSOP started without me

Car problems have kept me from romping the hallowed halls of the Rio in search of my media pass.  I believe I will make it on Friday if everything goes as I have planned – that may not coincide with what the universe has planned so I penciled it in. Continue reading

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Playing a little online poker in NV

I’ve played legal, real-money online poker in Nevada.  Crazy Daisy! Once the Verizon issue was worked out, it seemed a few more cell phone issues were resolved and I was able to log-in, deposit, and play — as noted in the last post, Verizon is not my carrier. I couldn’t deposit with my bank issued debit card but could through a Paypal mastercard.  I’m guessing my bank isn’t going for anything out of the ordinary right now, but who knows why one would work and one wouldn’t?

I’m not thrilled with Ultimate Poker’s software or their lack of conveniences like ‘waiting lists’ and a variety of other things.  Yah…I understand the need to ‘be first’ and did read their whole explanation. I would like other game choices – NLH is not my favorite.  I would like other game choices in tournaments although I am better geared for NLH tournies than I am ring games.

I didn’t deposit much, I haven’t won a penny, I’m not broke yet so there are options available here.  :-)

I am anxiously awaiting the coming of other online poker rooms to Nevada — expected by the end of 2013 if everything goes as planned.  Then we need the interstate pacts between all the states, and to lose the frigging ‘bad actor’ clause so we can get in on all the great promos offered by all the poker sites, and somewhere in here the feds should step into the picture and decide we need to change the laws and put everyone under the same net. Not sure if this wishful thinking or lunacy.  The feds can screw and skew it all IMHO and we could be back to square one while we wait.

I had a birthday, so did my oldest boy, since my last post. Oh happy day!

Riot may spend the summer with me, not sure how that’s going as of yet but we’ll see.

Yeah, the WSOP is coming to the desert again.  I wish I was going to play something in it but there are a lot of factors that aren’t adding up to an equation that will get me there. I think we should be able to sue the feds for taking away our chances of freerolls and satellites online that could put us in a WSOP package.  Most definitely players that are still waiting for FTP funds to be distributed should be able to sue for their funds, for interest, and for not being able to freeroll into big land-based poker packages.

I feel a glass of wine coming on…it’s stalking me…calling my name…

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Online poker dealt in Nevada, I got dealt out – UPDATED

I live in Nevada, and I’m about 3 to 4 miles from the California state line, but still…I’m a Nevada resident in Nye County.  I tried to jump right in and play, or watch, the first hands of legal, real-money, online poker when cards went in the air today at Ultimate Poker.

I downloaded, registered, even gave my SS number and address, and the required cell phone number.  Once I got through the required details, they sent a text through to my phone. I texted back “yes” and got the message that “Ultimate Poker Location verification is enabled.  Login and Play. Blah, blah, blah.

But when I logged in, I got a flag that said they were unable to verify a Nevada Location and I should contact customer support.  The flag went on to say “NOTICE TO VERIZON WIRELESS USERS: due to a technical error on the Verizon Wireless end in Nevada, Ultimate Poker may be unable to verify your location.”

All well and good except I’m not a Verizon customer.  I use StraightTalk which is a leg off of AT&T and the Ultimate Poker ‘flag’ says supported providers are Sprint, AT&T, and T-Mobile.

So an email to customer service  got me this:

Ultimate Poker Player Care (Angel)

Ultimate Poker Player Care (Angel) (Ultimate Poker)

Apr 30 12:30 (MDT)

Hi Linda,
Try texting “YES” to UPOKER (which is 876537). Let us know if this fails.
Thank you for contacting Ultimate Poker.

Player Care Ace
Ultimate Poker

And immediately following that got another email saying my request was resolved and closed.  Yeah…right buddy.  So I sent another one.  I’ve heard nothing.  They’re probably swamped with all kinds of glitches and issues and since I’ve waited since Black Friday to play online poker legally, what’s another day or so.  I’d almost bet I will never be able to play poker online in Nevada from my current location.  Fucking sucks, Kids.

On another note, I spent last weekend in Las Vegas, unplugged from the computer for two days, and in general had a pretty good time.  That’s probably my next blog post so check back.

UPDATED: 5.2.13 A second email from support at Ultimate Poker

Ultimate Poker Player Care (Angel)

Ultimate Poker Player Care (Angel) (Ultimate Poker)

May 01 13:38 (MDT)

We understand that some players with LTE-enabled phones are also receiving an error that we are unable to locate them in Nevada. Disabling LTE on your phone and logging in again should alleviate this problem.

For instructions on how to disable LTE on an iPhone 5:
For instructions on how to disable LTE on a Samsung Galaxy:
Once again, we apologize for any frustration caused during your registration process. Please be assured that we’re working hard to resolve all of these issues, and we hope to get you playing soon.

Please don’t hesitate to e-mail us at if you require further assistance on this or any other issue.


-The Ultimate Poker Player Care Team

Player Care Ace
Ultimate Poker

It didn’t work for me, I have an older iPhone but I did try it.  Online poker is in in Nevada and I’m still out! *sniff*

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You will be jumped on, there is no escape

First we had the horrible hateful winds and some rain, and it was cold, and more wind, but the wave of grasshoppers is the WORST type of weather one can imagine.  They are migrating right now, by the thousands upon thousands, and I hope they are on their way to hell and all their little wingy-poos get burned off. Continue reading

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Will he or won’t he?

I wanted to title this Will they or won’t they? because there are more than singles here, there are multiples. Continue reading

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The pain – the Boston Marathon

Too hurtful to even think about. Is there a message hidden somewhere in killing or maiming people and destroying the lives of those left behind?  I can’t find one. My heart and thoughts feel a kinship with the effect of 911. Continue reading

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Crazy weather makes me crazy

We got hit with an incredible windstorm – I named them Diabolical Underhanded Bastards…DUB for short.  It began to wreak havoc with everything – even stuff that was nailed down – on Monday and then it rained too – off and on in spurts and drizzles.  Continue reading

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Where was I?

Oh…that’s right, I wasn’t!  It’s a long story and some of it I can’t tell as it would create issues for me and the little people in my life so I’ll hit the spots that can be told. Continue reading

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